Welcome to No-Comm, where all of your communications end!
Here at No-Comm, for the highly discounted rate of only $27.95 per month, plus any irrelevant fees, we provide you with the highest quality pseudo phones, loaded with giggle® operating system to make your phoney experience better than ever! No more, will you be distracted during meetings by a phone that rings unexpectedly. No more, will you find yourself trying to answer the phone during dinner, or on the drive home. Our giggle® phones are specifically designed to never ring during those situations when it may be awkward. Tired of a phone that rings every time you go to the bathroom? Ours won't.
Try the new giggle® phone, exclusively from No-Comm - the only cell phone company that always gives you the perfect excuse!
No-Comm: a private subsidiary of Last-Call Communications Company, wholly owned by the Banana Computer Corporation - home of the Ripe Banana®, the worlds best kept secret in computing.
